Crater, I hardly know her!

TOP TEN QUESTIONS FOR MCCAIN’S CAMPAIGN (Letterman, via Kurtzman)
10. “I just contributed to your campaign – how do I get a refund?”
9. “It’s Sarah Palin — does this mean I’m pars’dent?”
8. “Can’t you solve this by selling some of your houses?”
7. “This is Clay Aiken. Is McCain single?”
6. “Do you still think the fundamentals of our economy are strong, Genius?”
5. “Are you doing all of this just to get out of going on Letterman?”
4. “What would Matlock do?”
3. “Hillary here — my schedule is free Friday night.”
2. “Is this just an excuse to catch up on napping?”
1. “This is President Bush — what’s all this trouble with the economy?”
(See video to crack header above.)