Warning: this blog post may be even more lowbrow than that one with the mice playing instruments. Consider yourselves emotionally prepared.
I was just watching some pre-fireworks True Blood, and noticed that Pam Ravenscroft, hench-woman vampire with a propensity toward pink, bears an uncanny resemblance to Life’s a Pitch’s second favorite soprano, Renée Fleming. Look, they even have THE SAME FINGERLESS GLOVES!
I’m fairly to moderately pleased with myself for making this connection. I never could have done it without Renée’s recent Dark Hope photo shoot hair extensions, though:
OK, just a few more, side-by-side, now:
I’ll let you know when I think of a publicity angle, here. Maybe they’ll cast Renée as Pam’s Goody Two-Shoes sister. Maybe she’ll get to sing at Fangtasia, I don’t know. But in the meantime, I’ll be casting the rest of True Blood with classical musicians. Feel free to participate.
Happy Fourth, readers!