Any Kit Will Do

From our friends at a management agency, may we present The Worst Possible E mail:

From: Journalist
Sent: Friday, January 08, 2010 5:35 PM
To: Artist Assistant
Subject: Press Kit

Please send a press kit. Thank you.

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Kindly note the lack of deadline, the lack of reason for the request, and–oh wait!–the lack of artist name.

Happy Monday!