Why isn’t there a Starbucks by 71 Thomas Street, where Manhattanites have to report for jury duty?
There’s not a coffee shop for three whole blocks! Business opportunity alert. I went to Bouley Bakery, and then scampered back with a quickness so as to not lose my plug-seat. I can case a joint for outlets in under a minute, and people were eyeing my prize all morning.
They have wireless at jury duty, turns out. Although who knows what they’re scanning for if you use it. To be safe, I packed my own modem.
Yes, I realize this has nothing to do with marketing the arts, I just thought perhaps an artist or former arts administrator might be interested in opening The Jury’s Still Out.
Insanity Tea?
Grande No-Whip Jury?
Sub-Beana?