With the holiday season upon us, the performers of live theatre, circus, magic, and comedy shows are working their audience participation gambits to the max, despite the fact that most members of the public tend to shy away from being picked to help a magician out with a card trick or do a funny dance routine with a clown. But for those exhibitionists among us who quite like to get hauled up on stage every now and again, especially after having one too many yuletide eggnog cocktails, here are a few pointers to help improve your chances of earning a momentary place in the spotlight:
1. Wear flashy clothes. The performers will better be able to pick you out from the crowd.
2. If asked to show your willingness to volunteer by raising an arm, make sure you have something eye-catching protruding from the end of it, like a glittery fairy wand or light saber.
3. If the audience is collectively asked to select a volunteer based on some form of pre-screening, make sure you make yours racy or controversial, e.g. tell an anecdote that involves sex with animals. And if the voting takes place using a clap-o-meter, be sure to clap very quietly for any rivals.
4. Turn up at the theatre with someone of the opposite sex. For some reason, heterosexual couples are often audience participation targets.
5. Bury your face in your program or do whatever you can to look like you’d just about die if you were picked on. Reluctance is often a big turn on for performers, especially those that like a challenge.