I see that the Orange Turd President-elect is hawking guitars, his latest grift. (No indication of where they’re made.) So how about shoelaces? Very strong. Easily knotted. Made in China. Only 2 cents each, pre-tariff. If you buy enough of them, you can string them together and go hang yourself.
Postscript: Dec. 16 — In the latest issue of the London Review of Books, Eliot Weinberger has compiled a complete grift list. The Orange Turd President-elect — herewith to be called Orange Man, out of respect — is currently selling
caps, wrapping paper, blankets, football jerseys, boat flags, pickleball paddles, necklaces, earrings, silk ties, chopping boards, Christmas decorations, slippers, tie clips, door mats, aprons, pyjamas, socks, Advent calendars, Christmas stockings, mugs, keychains, sweatshirts, note cards, bracelets, scented candles, beach bags, flip-flops, bathrobes, towels, sunglasses, corkscrews, water bottles, stickers, jogging pants, wine and champagne glasses, earbuds, hoodies, jelly beans, cookies, chocolates, honey, jewellery boxes, whiskey decanters, trays, wallets, flasks, wines, coasters, umbrellas, golf bags, plates, ashtrays, sports bras and dog leashes — all with his name on them.”
