An email arrived just in time for Thanksgiving,
asking for money to overturn the election
even after he has been declared—
signed, sealed, and certified—
the absolute loser.
One of my cousins was Oral Roberts and I remember how this shit works. Oral told his flock that god would take him “home” unless they stumped up some donations. Trump working the faithful just like the evangelicals do.
Wouldn’t it be nice — as in justice served — to have Trump taken home like that?
A cousin? That is an unfathomable.
In Okie-land cousinhood is an inevitable tribulation.