It was two months ago that the Ventriloquist Dummy claimed “good management” to justify the Justice Department’s political purge of federal prosecutors. Now that his excuse has been exposed as one more Orwellian lie in a cynical grab for power by the BananaRepublic‘s very own President With His Head Up His Ass, the VD’s nonconfession that “mistakes were made” reminds me of The Pure Malarkey of Softspeak and his Tortured Testimony in January of 2005.