Disappearing Act

Does anybody know the whereabouts of Darth Cheney? The big turkey arrived in Baghdad on a surprise visit for Thanksgiving, state-run Iraqiya TV reported. So did Al Arabiya TV. But a U.S. military spokesman said he’s not in Iraq “as far as we know.” (He also said, “I’m not confirming or denying he’s here. I’m trying to figure that out.”) The White House denied the Iraqi TV reports. (Anyway, who believes the White House these days?) Our guess is he’s sleeping off an early tryptophanic binge somewhere, waiting to come out of hiding.
Postscript: He hath reappeared.