“If you’re doin’ business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with the Good Lord tellin’ him how to fuck you on the deal.” That excellent advice, offered long ago by William S. Burroughs, puts the latest message from Iran’s chief Jew hater in the proper perspective. The same goes for the latest message from the Bullshitter-in-Chief. Typically, however, neither message from these jokers is worth getting in writing.