![Front page of The New York Times [Friday, May 12, 2006]](http://www.artsjournal.com/herman/archives/TIMES%20frontpage280.jpg)
The mugshot of the Bullshitter-in-Chief on the front page of this morning’s New York Times caught him just right. Here’s the caption that went with it:
“We’re not mining or trolling through the personal lives of millions of innocent Americans.”
Here’s what he meant:
“We’re
notmining or trolling through the personal lives of millions ofinnocentguilty Americans.”
Our thanks to AP photographer Ron Edmonds, who took the Bullshitter’s picture, and to the front-page layout editor who cropped it to perfection. Photo and caption together are the latest reminder that Alfred E. Neuman is running the country.
