WORDS PROTEST

Since the judge was an elusive target (NY Times), who sought to distance himself from conservative political opinions he once held (LA Times) and flatly disavowed a line from a 1985 job application for the Reagan regime as “an inapt phrase, and I certainly didn’t mean that literally at the time” (Washington Post), we asked our poet to clarify what his testimony on Tuesday actually meant:
SAMUEL ALITO LEVELS WITH
SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE
I hold these truths to be self-evident:
Abortion is a sin — that’s heaven-sent.
The modern corporation can do no wrong.
Employees have the right to strike — a gong.
Supreme power rests with the PRESIDENT.
Civil rights means being obedient.
The majority reflects the will of God.
Minorities need whipping with a rod.
The swing-vote seat on the Court’s a holy site
The Lord Himself reserved for the Ultra Right.
These are the aims to which my heart aspires,
Beloved by all, including Harriet Miers.
What’s more, I never crashed a Harley bike*
Nor met a prosecutor I didn’t like.
I grant the law’s the law, as all you know —
So long as the PRESIDENT agrees it’s so.
— Leon Freilich
*Der Gropenfuhrer either wasn’t listening or didn’t believe Alito when he professsed that no one is “above the law.” For two decades Der Grope has been riding around on his Harley-Davidson motorcycle “even though he does not hold the required M1 license,” says the LA Times. “His crash Sunday on Mandeville Canyon Road in Brentwood made authorities aware” of that. The Culifawnya governator, “brandishing 15 stitches on his top lip from the crash, told reporters Tuesday that he hadn’t obtained a California motorcycle license because he had ‘never thought about it.'”
— Tireless Staff of Thousands

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