The Bullshitter-in-Chief “touted U.S. wartime successes” in Iraq and spoke of “amazing progress” made there during the past two-and-a-half years.
ROCKS
I think that I shall never push
A rock as stubborn as George Bush.
A rock whose lopsided bottom
Is covered over with something rottem.
A rock that looks at God all day
And has no rational thing to say.
A rock that thinks that it’s a boulder
The world should heft upon its shoulder.
Upon this rock is built a hut
And in it lives a hard-shelled nut.
Speeches are made to many a flock,
But nothing penetrates this rock.
— Leon Freilich