Mein gott in la la land! Der Ahhhnold ist ein multi-talented mutter humper, ja? Just click. And now Der Bullshitter in la Beijing land! Wazzit gonna be? The Gangwashi Church theme park for the Forbidden City? With Pat and Mel doin’ their shtick in the Holy Land? Ist wunderbar, ja?
![Sunday Service at the Gangwashi [photo: Jason Reed/Reuters]](http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/11/20/international/20bush.xlarge1.jpg)
— Tireless Staff of Thousands
