Parents know about the terrible twos. Later this week, when Straight Up celebrates its second anniversary, we enter that period of ass-kicking maturity called “oppositional behavior.” One day we may even grow into the thrilling threes. In the meantime, join the birthday party: Have a look at our very first post about:
1) our “bid for freedom,”
2) “the mounting cost of war” in Iraq,
3) a bogus WMD claim by King Georgie Boy (a k a Gee Dubya),
4) a piece by John Cage that will take 639 years to perform,
and 5) a major news site that shills for celebrities.
— Tireless Staff of Thousands