Here’s why, according to
him:
• You’ve been looking for that perfect gift for your toddler who’s learning to
read.
• Chances are you can’t bring your PC into the bathroom.
• You want to own a
copy before Miramax gets a hold of it and changes the ending and makes the story about a French
woman who makes chocolate and inspires Shakespeare to write “Peter Pan.”
• You need to
kill that cockroach but can’t find the phonebook.
