A friend writes:
Was one of Kerry’s wounds to a vital kernel of the frontal lobe? He and the
feckless fuckers in his braintrust are handing the country to the insects, and those hungry critters
will devour what little of value remains. Quite an achievement. Maybe another medal for the chest
of a man with the jawbone and the heart of an ass.
— Thine, Terry Dactyl
The formidable Mr. Dactyl apparently agrees with what the redoubtable Kevin Phillips said in
the last paragraph of REPORT FROM THE LAND OF
IS in May: “If Kerry wants to be stamped second-rate he can keep on being a
stiff. He’ll join Dukakis and Gore. But if Kerry loses, historians will have to put him in a category
not invented yet.”