Not under oath. Not in public. No recording. No transcript. Two note takers only. Those
are the peculiar ground rules when the ventriloquist and his dummy
take their act to the 9/11 commission tomorrow morning. If that’s not clear enough, a White
House adviser to the dummy explains: “He is not testifying, he is talking to them. A transcript
implies testimony.” Advice to the note takers: Brush up your shorthand and sharpen your pencils.
Advice to the commission: Make sure the ventriloquist drinks a glass of water when the dummy is
talking.