Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb
man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Office Arithmetic
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Shopping Math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn’t need.
General Equations & Statistics
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be
happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Longevity
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to Change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a
woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
Discussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the
beginning of a new argument.
