Let’s see if the Biblical flogmeister can make a movie out of “Psalm 2004,” now playing the
email circuit:
Bush is my shepherd,
I shall be in want.
He leadeth me beside the still
factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about
the Republican party,
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party’s
sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the
rich and thy deficit spending
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with
never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and
hard living shall follow me all the days of my life,
And my jobless children shall dwell in my
basement forever.
