A reader writes: “I don’t know where this is from, but I thought you’d enjoy it.”
Pentagon officials now believe they have been unable to locate Osama
Bin Laden because he has been hiding in a place where:
1. It’s easy to get in if you have the money;
2. No one will recognize or remember you;
3. No one will realize that you have disappeared;
4. No
one keeps any records of your comings and goings;
5. You have no obligations or responsibilities.
The analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found
out about the Texas Air National Guard in the first place.
We not only love it, we’re certain it will not be used for political advantage in any Bush campaign ads, unlike the exploited 9/11
attacks. You can see those here.
