Our famously disengaged Maximum Leader may be a know-nothing statesman, but when it comes
to getting elected, Elisabeth Bumiller reports, “Friends who have talked with the president in
recent weeks say he is consumed by the campaign, the polls and Mr. Kerry.”
With all due respect for the office Bush holds but none for the office-holder and his
obsession, let him consume this: The Dishonest Dubya Lying Action Figure.
A reader writes: “It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since the last Bush interview.” Have fun
with it.