We saw Janet Jackson’s breast-cum-starry-nipple bared
by Justin Timberlake, reportedly an accident, then we saw a streaker. We
saw the Budweiser donkey, the get-an-erection ads and the
geriatric tug-of-war over a potato chip. We heard lots of noisy rock and crotch-grabbing rap. Did
we see “Child’s Pay,” the moveon.org ad? Nope. Did we hear Willie
Nelson’s war-protest song, “Whatever Happened to Peace on Earth”? Nope. Did
we hear somebody say, CBS sucks? Yup.