You may recall that before being elected, Der Gropenfuhrer apologized to all the women he
offended with behavior that earned him his nickname. To prove his sincerity, he maintained
that he would look into the complaints.
But now Der Grope has changed his mind. He says: Nein! CNN reports that the “independent investigation of pre-election allegations that
he groped and sexually harassed women,” which he promised, “isn’t necessary because ‘the people
have spoken.’ … [His] vow to investigate the charges ‘was meant much more for me, that I wanted
to look into it myself.’ … [T]he bottom line is, right now, I’m focusing on [state fiscal problems],
and there is no investigation.”
When the people have spoken, Der Grope brazens it out. Apparently he is satisfied that
the Culifornia lemmings who voted for him couldn’t care less about the so-called investigation. So
why should he? And please wipe that cynical smile off your face.
