There’s not one on this list that isn’t true. And of course, the best part (or worst, depending on your view of things), is that many of the startlingly contradictory statements come from the same person. It’s an update on a older post, let’s call it version 2.0.
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What’s it like to support a well-rounded education that includes the arts???
Take a look at this list to find out:
If we do that for the arts, we would have to do that for every subject.
School District Official
We are going to put major resources behind Science, Engineering, Technology, and Math (STEM).
Same School District Official
We are working hard to ensure the curriculum will not be narrowed.
Major Education Policy Maker
We are going to evaluate all teachers to a large degree on state test scores in ELA and math.
Same Major Education Policy Maker
You arts people think that all principals have to do all day is think about arts education.
School District Official
Do you really, in your heart of hearts, believe that any other subject other than the arts should be taught?
School District Arts Supervisor
I would rather kids have nothing than have low quality arts.
School District Administrator
Children are transformed by simply walking into ____________ (performance venue–you can fill in the blank).
Famous Artist and Board Member of Unsaid Institution
We are proud to have served the millionth child.
Performing Arts Organization Promotional Guide
The integration of the arts cannot be done at the high school level.
School District Administrator
I am only really interested in a broad arts education that is integrated across the curriculum.
Principal
The integration of the arts has no quality and no sequence and cannot be accounted for.
Professor of Education
When is the arts program going to include us?
A non-arts subject area teacher in middle school
We like arts because there are no wrong answers.
School Principal
We do not like the arts because there are no wrong answers.
CEO
Parents are the key to arts education.
Foundation Staff Member
Parents are a sinkhole
Same Foundation Staff Member
Parents in low income areas don’t care about the arts.
Policy Advisor
Parents in low income schools understand that the arts are part of a well-rounded education.
Grass Roots Organizer
Low performing students shouldn’t be required to have the arts.
School District Official
Music Saves Lives.
Arts Advocate
There would be no arts education without cultural organizations.
Arts Administrator
There is no arts education in our schools.
Elected Official
This year is going to be another great year for arts education.
City Agency Head (in the same school district as the elected official)
Arts education is vendor driven in this district.
School District Official
We have many cultural organizations providing arts education.
Same School District Official
I had no arts in elementary school.
Middle School Student
95 percent of Elementary Schools have an arts teacher.
School District Official
(Same District as Student)
We must do something about ensuring that artists entering schools have basic educational training.
Director of Arts Education/Cultural Organization
After all the training artists have already received, why should we have to receive additional training? We’re not teachers; we’re artists.
Teaching Artist
Oh, I saw you complaining, er, I mean advocating for something or other in the press the other day.
Former School District Official (and friend)
The City has decided that we don’t want your organization leading school partnerships anymore, we do that.
School District Official
Your school should recruit fewer level one students (okay, it’s not arts related, but a good one!)
A School District Administrator Offering Advice to a Zoned Middle School Facing Possible Closure
Bob Morrison says
This made me smile!
Dewey 21C says
Now it’s confirmed Bob, that you are truly twisted!!
Just kidding…!
John Abodeely says
This is like “overheard in NY” for arts education people.
Annette Simons says
It’s a wonder any of us in the arts advocacy business are still sane…
Judith Ryder says
Love these back to back: Low performing students shouldn’t be required to have the arts. Music Saves Lives. etc, etc. Spinning Wheel! all of it, but we must fight the fight.