CultureGrrl’s Movie Rights

You’ve all heard of blooks, but how many blogging auteurs can boast a “blovie”?
This just in: The celebrated art collector and prematurely gray wit, Steve Martin, has just agreed to play the title role in my previously announced Miami-based comedy of manners, “Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Gagosian.”
Is this typecasting, or what? Speaking of which…keep an eye out for my casting call for extras. I’ll be inviting CultureGrrl readers to wander around on the beach, admiring funny-looking balloons.
(Sorry. You know I have a weakness for running jokes. But I promise to get more serious tomorrow. Maybe.)