“‘We find the vanishing vicar of Lovers’ Leap!’ ‘Sally Smith is a tea lady in a Blackpool engineering works, but it was the way she filled those C-cups which got our cameraman all stirred up!’ It’s crap. And it’s written by grown men earning maybe ten thousand a year. If I was a printer, I’d look at some of the stuff I’m given to print, and I’d ask myself what is supposed to be so special about the people who write it.”
Tom Stoppard, Night and Day