“I am omnbibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all. I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it. The rules are simple as mud. First, never drink if you have any work to do. Never. Secondly, never drink alone. That’s the way to become a drunkard. Thirdly, even if you haven’t got any work to do, never drink while the sun is shining. Wait until it’s dark.”
H.L. Mencken, interview (recorded by the Library of Congress in 1948)