TT: We’ve been everywhere, man

I had to get up extra-early today to write my Friday drama column, so I took a look at “About Last Night”‘s register of overnight visitors and saw that we’d been read by people in Amsterdam, Bangalore, Bangkok, Cambridge (the English one), Johannesburg, Kiev, Melbourne, Prague, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, Seoul, Vancouver, and the countries of Botswana, China, Grenada, Malaysia, and New Zealand. Not to mention Akron, Ohio; Arlington, Texas; Barboursville, Virginia; Bloomington, Indiana; Moberly, Missouri; Pelham, New Hampshire; Sandy, Utah; Thousand Oaks, California; Tucson, Arizona; and Waukegan, Illinois.
From all of us to all of you, good morning!
UPDATE: Hey, somebody noticed!