“I was just thinking the other day that I was born in 1939 and so, all my life, people I don’t know have been trying to kill me. The Germans dropped bombs on my house in London and I remember my mother saying: better sleep under the stairs. Then it was the Russians, then the Irish, now another lot of terrorists. I’m starting to accept that I’m a marked man.”
Alan Ayckbourn, interview, The Guardian (Oct. 4, 2006)