Archives for July 5, 2005

I was inspired to post the fortune cookie below after dining last night with friends whose non-Catholic daughter is about to start Catholic school and isn’t quite sure what to expect. This reminded me of how passionately Mary McCarthy writes of the superior historical education she received at her convent school. That education was effective, she found, in direct proportion to its high-pitched subjectivity: the conviction with which the nuns cast historical actors as heroes and villains and the inculcation of a powerful rooting interest in the students. The cookie below is part of the chapter of Memories of a Catholic Girlhood that describes this education, “C’est le Premier Pas Qui Co

I was inspired to post the fortune cookie below after dining last night with friends whose non-Catholic daughter is about to start Catholic school and isn’t quite sure what to expect. This reminded me of how passionately Mary McCarthy writes of the superior historical education she received at her convent school. That education was effective, she found, in direct proportion to its high-pitched subjectivity: the conviction with which the nuns cast historical actors as heroes and villains and the inculcation of a powerful rooting interest in the students. The cookie below is part of the chapter of Memories of a Catholic Girlhood that describes this education, “C’est le Premier Pas Qui Co

“And, thanks to the standardization of an archaic rule, the past still vibrated in the convent, a high, sweet note. It was the France of the Restoration that was embalmed in the Sacred Heart atmosphere, like a period room in a museum with a silken cord drawn across it. The quarrels of the philosophes still echoed in the classrooms; the tumbrils had just ceased to creak, and Voltaire grinned in the background. Orthodoxy had been re-established, Louis XVIII ruled, but there was a hint of Orleanism in the air and a whisper of reduced circumstances in the pick-pick of our needles doing fine darning and turning buttonholes. Byron’s great star had risen, and, across the sea, America beckoned in the romances of Chateaubriand and Fenimore Cooper and the adventures of the coureurs de bois. Protestantism did not trouble us; we had made our peace with the Huguenots. What we feared was skepticism, deism, and the dread spirit of atheism–France’s Lucifer. Monthly, in the study hall, the Mother Superior, Madame MacIllvra, adjured us, daughters of dentists and lawyers, grocers and realtors, heiresses of the Chevrolet agency and of Riley & Finn, contractors, against the sin of doubt, that curse of fine intellects. Her blue eyes clouded and her fair white brow ruffled under her snowy coif as she considered, with true feminine sympathy, the awful fate of Shelley, a young man of good family who had contracted atheism at Oxford.”

Mary McCarthy, Memories of a Catholic Girlhood

“And, thanks to the standardization of an archaic rule, the past still vibrated in the convent, a high, sweet note. It was the France of the Restoration that was embalmed in the Sacred Heart atmosphere, like a period room in a museum with a silken cord drawn across it. The quarrels of the philosophes still echoed in the classrooms; the tumbrils had just ceased to creak, and Voltaire grinned in the background. Orthodoxy had been re-established, Louis XVIII ruled, but there was a hint of Orleanism in the air and a whisper of reduced circumstances in the pick-pick of our needles doing fine darning and turning buttonholes. Byron’s great star had risen, and, across the sea, America beckoned in the romances of Chateaubriand and Fenimore Cooper and the adventures of the coureurs de bois. Protestantism did not trouble us; we had made our peace with the Huguenots. What we feared was skepticism, deism, and the dread spirit of atheism–France’s Lucifer. Monthly, in the study hall, the Mother Superior, Madame MacIllvra, adjured us, daughters of dentists and lawyers, grocers and realtors, heiresses of the Chevrolet agency and of Riley & Finn, contractors, against the sin of doubt, that curse of fine intellects. Her blue eyes clouded and her fair white brow ruffled under her snowy coif as she considered, with true feminine sympathy, the awful fate of Shelley, a young man of good family who had contracted atheism at Oxford.”

Mary McCarthy, Memories of a Catholic Girlhood

While most of the rest of the world was thinking about what it’d be doing come the Fourth of July, I was on the road, seeing plays for The Wall Street Journal, sleeping in country inns, and rattling down back roads in the cutest little rental car imaginable (mine was purple).

My theatrical odyssey began on Thursday when I picked up my car, escaped from the sickening heat of Manhattan via the George Washington Bridge, and made my unhurried way up Route 9 to the Boscobel Restoration in Garrison, where I ate a catered picnic supper and watched the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival perform The Tempest under a tent pitched on a lawn overlooking the Hudson River. (The “backdrop” looked like this.) It was a humid but otherwise lovely night, and though thunder rumbled onomatopoeically in the distance, the rain was kind enough not to start falling until the show was over.

I found my car in the soggy darkness, drove over Bear Mountain Bridge, and headed north for Storm King Lodge, a cozy B&B housed in a handsome converted barn built into the side of a hill that overlooks the Storm King Art Center. Hal, the genial innkeeper, plays trombone with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra, so I got a tasty plateful of music-business gossip along with my Friday-morning omelet. Then I crossed the Hudson for the fourth time in 24 hours and set a course for the Berkshire Mountains, driving along the Housatonic River to Sheffield, Massachusetts, where I saw Barrington Stage Company‘s new revival of Stephen Sondheim’s Follies.

After the show, I checked into Race Brook Lodge, a brookside inn reminiscent of the set for a movie about a hijinks-fraught summer camp. The owner bills it as a “chintz-free rustic alternative” to the twee B&Bs of Sheffield and Great Barrington, and he’s right on all counts: Race Brook Lodge is casual, slightly askew, the opposite of fancy, and wholly companionable. I awoke the next morning to the friendly smell of home cooking, came downstairs to breakfast, packed my bags, and went south. The heat wave had broken in the night, so I rolled down my windows and cranked up Erin McKeown on the CD player, in no doubt whatsoever that I have the best job in the world.

As for the rest of the weekend, I spent it holed up in my adopted home town, which was balmy, breezy, and half-empty, the majority of New Yorkers having long since departed for points north, south, east, and west. Given good weather and nothing to do, the Upper West Side is wonderfully habitable on holiday weekends, and I took advantage of its tranquil delights, dining at an uncrowded Good Enough to Eat, hanging out with a couple of friends who, like me, had chosen to stay in town, and communing with the Teachout Museum.

Today Manhattan is full of sunburned travelers, few of whom look as though they’d profited greatly from their travels. Believe me, I’m not feeling smug: I went for more than a decade without taking a vacation, and it’s only been in the past year that I discovered the value of getting out of town. I know, too, how fortunate I am to be able to live perpendicular to the rest of the world, slipping away in the middle of the week and coming back on Friday to write and go to the theater. In fact, I’m just about to do it all over again: I’m taking Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off, and I’m not even going to see any plays while I’m gone. Instead, I plan to spend three computer-free nights reading Proust, listening to my iPod, and sleeping next to three different bodies of water, one of which will be an ocean. I think I deserve it, don’t you?

See you Friday. Or maybe Monday.

P.S. If you’re in urgent need of something to read, you’ll find it in the next posting, not to mention the right-hand column, which is chock full of fresh stuff.

While most of the rest of the world was thinking about what it’d be doing come the Fourth of July, I was on the road, seeing plays for The Wall Street Journal, sleeping in country inns, and rattling down back roads in the cutest little rental car imaginable (mine was purple).

My theatrical odyssey began on Thursday when I picked up my car, escaped from the sickening heat of Manhattan via the George Washington Bridge, and made my unhurried way up Route 9 to the Boscobel Restoration in Garrison, where I ate a catered picnic supper and watched the Hudson Valley Shakespeare Festival perform The Tempest under a tent pitched on a lawn overlooking the Hudson River. (The “backdrop” looked like this.) It was a humid but otherwise lovely night, and though thunder rumbled onomatopoeically in the distance, the rain was kind enough not to start falling until the show was over.

I found my car in the soggy darkness, drove over Bear Mountain Bridge, and headed north for Storm King Lodge, a cozy B&B housed in a handsome converted barn built into the side of a hill that overlooks the Storm King Art Center. Hal, the genial innkeeper, plays trombone with the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra, so I got a tasty plateful of music-business gossip along with my Friday-morning omelet. Then I crossed the Hudson for the fourth time in 24 hours and set a course for the Berkshire Mountains, driving along the Housatonic River to Sheffield, Massachusetts, where I saw Barrington Stage Company‘s new revival of Stephen Sondheim’s Follies.

After the show, I checked into Race Brook Lodge, a brookside inn reminiscent of the set for a movie about a hijinks-fraught summer camp. The owner bills it as a “chintz-free rustic alternative” to the twee B&Bs of Sheffield and Great Barrington, and he’s right on all counts: Race Brook Lodge is casual, slightly askew, the opposite of fancy, and wholly companionable. I awoke the next morning to the friendly smell of home cooking, came downstairs to breakfast, packed my bags, and went south. The heat wave had broken in the night, so I rolled down my windows and cranked up Erin McKeown on the CD player, in no doubt whatsoever that I have the best job in the world.

As for the rest of the weekend, I spent it holed up in my adopted home town, which was balmy, breezy, and half-empty, the majority of New Yorkers having long since departed for points north, south, east, and west. Given good weather and nothing to do, the Upper West Side is wonderfully habitable on holiday weekends, and I took advantage of its tranquil delights, dining at an uncrowded Good Enough to Eat, hanging out with a couple of friends who, like me, had chosen to stay in town, and communing with the Teachout Museum.

Today Manhattan is full of sunburned travelers, few of whom look as though they’d profited greatly from their travels. Believe me, I’m not feeling smug: I went for more than a decade without taking a vacation, and it’s only been in the past year that I discovered the value of getting out of town. I know, too, how fortunate I am to be able to live perpendicular to the rest of the world, slipping away in the middle of the week and coming back on Friday to write and go to the theater. In fact, I’m just about to do it all over again: I’m taking Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday off, and I’m not even going to see any plays while I’m gone. Instead, I plan to spend three computer-free nights reading Proust, listening to my iPod, and sleeping next to three different bodies of water, one of which will be an ocean. I think I deserve it, don’t you?

See you Friday. Or maybe Monday.

P.S. If you’re in urgent need of something to read, you’ll find it in the next posting, not to mention the right-hand column, which is chock full of fresh stuff.

I thought I ought to leave some reading matter behind to tide you over until I get back, so here’s a bunch:

– John Lahr is onto something here:

Bannered across the poster for London’s new hit musical “Billy Elliot” (at the Victoria Palace)–a collaboration between two of the country’s mightiest showmen, the director Stephen Daldry and the composer Sir Elton John–is an unbuttoned quotation from the usually buttoned-down British broadsheet the Daily Telegraph. “The greatest British musical I have ever seen,” it says. What, I wonder, are the other great British musicals? “Salad Days”? “The Boy Friend”? “Cats”? The British love musicals; they just don’t do them very well. The problem, it seems to me, is spiritual. The jazz of American optimism, which lends elation and energy to the form, is somehow alien to the ironic British spirit. At its buoyant core, the American musical is the expression of a land of plenty. England, on the other hand, is a land of scarcity–the Land of No, as a friend of mine calls it….

– On the other hand, this is one of the most vulgar pieces about theater (or anything else) that I’ve run across in ages:

The true legacy of Shakespeare in the Park is not the education of the unlettered masses; nor did [Joseph] Papp create (or desire to create) a stateside equivalent of the Royal Shakespeare Company. Shakespeare in the Park is a benediction for intellectual daytrippers–an attempt to convince us that a few hours spent sweating in Central Park is culture earned the hard way….

(The inspiration for this pissy little essay, by the way, was Mark Lamos’ production of As You Like It. To be sure, I haven’t seen it yet, and I’ve written some very sharp things about the past couple of years’ worth of Shakespeare in the Park productions. On the other hand, Lamos is one of the best stage directors we have, which suggests to me that the author wrote his piece before he saw the show–not an unheard-of practice among journalists.)

– I’ve done this–though never on the way to a show! (If the reference doesn’t ring a bell, go here for, er, enlightenment.)

– Mr. Modern Art Notes
drew my attention to this painter, and now I’m soooo curious to see his stuff in the flesh. Take a look and see if you don’t feel the same way.

– For those who wonder why I’m forever singing the praises of Bob Brookmeyer, go straight to this amazon.com list of his best CDs and buy one. You can pick at random–they’re all terrific.

– Ms. Bookish Gardener has gone all warm and fuzzy over the great jazz pianist Hank Jones….

– …while Jonathan Yardley waxes appreciative of Wilfrid Sheed’s half-forgotten comic novel Office Politics:

Its singularly unheroic protagonist, George Wren, is “number-four editor” at a little magazine called the Outsider, based in shabby New York offices, that boasts “21,000 subscribers (it used to be 27,000), a small, nagging deficit, a reputation that shrank a little every time a subscriber died.” It’s “just another little magazine . . . staggering through life in an endless dribble of opinion,” but–ta-da!–it “had once been endorsed by Adlai Stevenson and Madame Pandit Nehru” and George believes in it passionately, so much so that three months ago he took a pay cut from $13,000 (at CBS) to $7,500 just for the privilege of becoming a part of it.

Actually, put that in the past tense, because George is no longer sure there’s much at the Outsider worth believing in. Its charismatic editor, a transplanted Brit named Gilbert Twining, has loads of facile charm and wields a keen editorial pen, but whether there’s anything behind the charm is open to question. The rest of the magazine’s tiny staff is a conglomeration of oddballs and misfits “hand-picked” by Twining, apparently “on some principle of interlocking incompatibility.”…

To which I would only add that Sheed’s Max Jamison is at least as good.

– In case you haven’t read The Skeptic, you may not know that H.L. Mencken translated Nietzsche’s The Antichrist. I recently stumbled by chance across a Web-based e-text of his English-language version, complete with an utterly characteristic preface in which Mencken’s good and bad sides are placed on simultaneous display. (Rarely has his weirdly idiosyncratic anti-Semitism, for example, been epitomized so concisely.) It’s one of his least well-known essays, and shouldn’t be.

– Finally, some thoughts from Lileks about the joys of staying off interstate highways:

Ten connects Minneapolis to Fargo. And vice versa, of course. It always has. Before the Interstate, Ten was the road between here and there, two lanes of concrete slabs that bothered your shocks and made the wheel jump in your hands. But it kept your attention. Strung along Ten were all the towns set up in the early days of the trains, improbable hamlets with names like Motley and Dilworth. Each larger town was halved by a perpendicular artery, and each of those roads split off into endless capillaries. If you wanted to get lost, you started on Ten and kept going until the pavement turned to gravel and the gravel turned to dirt. If you wanted to, that is. We didn’t; we were headed to Fargo.

It’s three and a half hours by Interstate, if you speed, and you get out of the city in good time. It’s four and a half on the Highway. You spend part of that hour slowing to limp through towns great and mean, places that have a swinging yellow light and a bar and a gas station, places that creep up to the road like some old wounded beast, places that had the lucky to have Ten march right through the center of things so you could sample the signage: Kiwanis Lions Elks Guns Gas Food Camping Liquor Motel Bait Feed, and incidentally speed limits are strictly enforced. You don’t doubt it. You slow. Everyone does. Then the sign says 65 and you do 75. Twenty miles later there’s another. These are the towns you usually know only as a name on the Interstate signs. It’s nice to finally meet them….

By the time you get around to reading these words, I’ll be doing the same thing, only in a different place. I hope I enjoy it half as much. (I expect to.)

I thought I ought to leave some reading matter behind to tide you over until I get back, so here’s a bunch:

– John Lahr is onto something here:

Bannered across the poster for London’s new hit musical “Billy Elliot” (at the Victoria Palace)–a collaboration between two of the country’s mightiest showmen, the director Stephen Daldry and the composer Sir Elton John–is an unbuttoned quotation from the usually buttoned-down British broadsheet the Daily Telegraph. “The greatest British musical I have ever seen,” it says. What, I wonder, are the other great British musicals? “Salad Days”? “The Boy Friend”? “Cats”? The British love musicals; they just don’t do them very well. The problem, it seems to me, is spiritual. The jazz of American optimism, which lends elation and energy to the form, is somehow alien to the ironic British spirit. At its buoyant core, the American musical is the expression of a land of plenty. England, on the other hand, is a land of scarcity–the Land of No, as a friend of mine calls it….

– On the other hand, this is one of the most vulgar pieces about theater (or anything else) that I’ve run across in ages:

The true legacy of Shakespeare in the Park is not the education of the unlettered masses; nor did [Joseph] Papp create (or desire to create) a stateside equivalent of the Royal Shakespeare Company. Shakespeare in the Park is a benediction for intellectual daytrippers–an attempt to convince us that a few hours spent sweating in Central Park is culture earned the hard way….

(The inspiration for this pissy little essay, by the way, was Mark Lamos’ production of As You Like It. To be sure, I haven’t seen it yet, and I’ve written some very sharp things about the past couple of years’ worth of Shakespeare in the Park productions. On the other hand, Lamos is one of the best stage directors we have, which suggests to me that the author wrote his piece before he saw the show–not an unheard-of practice among journalists.)

– I’ve done this–though never on the way to a show! (If the reference doesn’t ring a bell, go here for, er, enlightenment.)

– Mr. Modern Art Notes
drew my attention to this painter, and now I’m soooo curious to see his stuff in the flesh. Take a look and see if you don’t feel the same way.

– For those who wonder why I’m forever singing the praises of Bob Brookmeyer, go straight to this amazon.com list of his best CDs and buy one. You can pick at random–they’re all terrific.

– Ms. Bookish Gardener has gone all warm and fuzzy over the great jazz pianist Hank Jones….

– …while Jonathan Yardley waxes appreciative of Wilfrid Sheed’s half-forgotten comic novel Office Politics:

Its singularly unheroic protagonist, George Wren, is “number-four editor” at a little magazine called the Outsider, based in shabby New York offices, that boasts “21,000 subscribers (it used to be 27,000), a small, nagging deficit, a reputation that shrank a little every time a subscriber died.” It’s “just another little magazine . . . staggering through life in an endless dribble of opinion,” but–ta-da!–it “had once been endorsed by Adlai Stevenson and Madame Pandit Nehru” and George believes in it passionately, so much so that three months ago he took a pay cut from $13,000 (at CBS) to $7,500 just for the privilege of becoming a part of it.

Actually, put that in the past tense, because George is no longer sure there’s much at the Outsider worth believing in. Its charismatic editor, a transplanted Brit named Gilbert Twining, has loads of facile charm and wields a keen editorial pen, but whether there’s anything behind the charm is open to question. The rest of the magazine’s tiny staff is a conglomeration of oddballs and misfits “hand-picked” by Twining, apparently “on some principle of interlocking incompatibility.”…

To which I would only add that Sheed’s Max Jamison is at least as good.

– In case you haven’t read The Skeptic, you may not know that H.L. Mencken translated Nietzsche’s The Antichrist. I recently stumbled by chance across a Web-based e-text of his English-language version, complete with an utterly characteristic preface in which Mencken’s good and bad sides are placed on simultaneous display. (Rarely has his weirdly idiosyncratic anti-Semitism, for example, been epitomized so concisely.) It’s one of his least well-known essays, and shouldn’t be.

– Finally, some thoughts from Lileks about the joys of staying off interstate highways:

Ten connects Minneapolis to Fargo. And vice versa, of course. It always has. Before the Interstate, Ten was the road between here and there, two lanes of concrete slabs that bothered your shocks and made the wheel jump in your hands. But it kept your attention. Strung along Ten were all the towns set up in the early days of the trains, improbable hamlets with names like Motley and Dilworth. Each larger town was halved by a perpendicular artery, and each of those roads split off into endless capillaries. If you wanted to get lost, you started on Ten and kept going until the pavement turned to gravel and the gravel turned to dirt. If you wanted to, that is. We didn’t; we were headed to Fargo.

It’s three and a half hours by Interstate, if you speed, and you get out of the city in good time. It’s four and a half on the Highway. You spend part of that hour slowing to limp through towns great and mean, places that have a swinging yellow light and a bar and a gas station, places that creep up to the road like some old wounded beast, places that had the lucky to have Ten march right through the center of things so you could sample the signage: Kiwanis Lions Elks Guns Gas Food Camping Liquor Motel Bait Feed, and incidentally speed limits are strictly enforced. You don’t doubt it. You slow. Everyone does. Then the sign says 65 and you do 75. Twenty miles later there’s another. These are the towns you usually know only as a name on the Interstate signs. It’s nice to finally meet them….

By the time you get around to reading these words, I’ll be doing the same thing, only in a different place. I hope I enjoy it half as much. (I expect to.)