Archives for May 3, 2005

Poking my head in here briefly to relay some highlights from the day’s mail:

– Lynn Becker, whose photos of “Cloud Gate” I linked to here over the weekend, has kindly written to clarify what the “armature” around the trees in Millennium Park is doing. “There was a symposium at the Art Institute at the time the park opened,” she writes, “and the landscape architect Kathryn Gustafson explained the caged trees–‘the hedge’–as protecting the garden from the rampaging hordes making their way after a concert in Gehry’s Pritzker Pavllion to the garage entrances on Monroe, and also as creating an outside/insider for her ‘secret garden.'” So it’s for their own good! And she quotes Gustafson saying more about “pre-figuration”: “The armature is basically a pruning guide for the shoulder hedge. It is also based on a theory by Andre LeNotre, which is called prefiguration, in Versailles. He prefigured all the hedges with wood, so you had to wait for, Louis IV had to wait to see what his garden was going to look like. He could imagine it through the prefiguration. The armature is a prefiguration of what the hedge one day will be its shape, and when its pruned, at the every end, the armature will disappear”

Ah. This is helpful to me but not, I think, to the trees, which I persist in wanting to anthropomorphize. I felt the same way about all the tulips when it snowed in Chicago two weekends ago–although, sitting in the Wrigley Field bleachers in that same snow for four hours, I was at least as pitiable as they were. (For those of you who watched that game on WGN, I was the one in the Canadiens toque–apparently such a novelty in post-NHL America that it got me thirty whole seconds of air time.) In any case, raise your hand if you spent your 30th birthday wandering around Versailles, followed by a rousing performance of Carmen at the Bastille Opera House. I may be in a minority here.

My thanks to Lynn.

– I also received some interesting responses to my post about Jenna Elfman and Lauren Graham’s d

For those of you who were wondering, I finally finished writing that really long piece for Commentary, and I don’t see to be showing any obvious signs of mental or physical disintegration other than being unable to keep my eyes open. I’ll be devoting the morning to this Friday’s Wall Street Journal drama column, as well as some as-yet-unknown portion of a book review for the Journal. Come lunchtime, though, I’m off to Washington, D.C., where I’ll be spending the evening dining with a v. cool friend (maximally cool, as a matter of fact) and taking her to see Shakespeare Theatre’s new production of The Tempest, about which I hear interesting things.

Barring the installation of Star Trek-style transporter tubes at my hotel, I won’t be back in New York until some time on Wednesday afternoon, so don’t expect any postings until Thursday, when I’ll return to the blogosphere with, er, something or other. If I haven’t finished the second chapter of Hotter Than That: A Life of Louis Armstrong by then, the something-or-other in question might well be a snapshot of me waving goodbye as I assume a new identity and disappear into the Delinquent Author Protection Program forever. (Probably not, though.)

See you Thursday, one way or another.

I got a call yesterday from a fact checker at The New Yorker who wanted to know whether H.L. Mencken actually sent the following form letter to angry correspondents: Dear Sir or Madam: You may or may not be right. Would that he had–it’s a great story–but in the decade I spent researching and writing The Skeptic, I found not the slightest bit of evidence that he ever sent such a letter to anyone.

What tickled me about this call was that it made me feel like a Grand Old Man. The nice young fellow from The New Yorker asked, “Is this Terry Teachout, author of The Skeptic?” in tones that made me wonder whether I’d just heard a preview of my obituary. I hope my Louis Armstrong book is better than The Skeptic (with which I was pretty damn pleased, to be sure), but for the moment I guess that label is firmly fixed to the bottom of the screen: World’s Greatest Authority on H.L. Mencken. Three years after my biography was published, I continue to get a call or two every month from fact checkers and other earnest souls seeking to establish whether or not Mencken really did make some snappy crack or other.

Here’s the interesting part: the Mencken quotes about which I get called are always spurious. No exceptions.

After I posted last week’s Wall Street Journal review of the Roundabout Theatre Company’s revival of A Streetcar Named Desire, in which John C. Reilly plays Stanley Kowalski, I got this e-mail from a reader of the blog who is a well-connected theater buff:

I’ve heard that when John C. Reilly was beginning the shoot of CHICAGO with his costars, the producers–Marty Richards and others–wanted to see what
they had before a foot of film was shot. So the cast–Reilly, Zeta-Jones,
Zellweger, Gere–assembled for a run-through in some performance space or
other, and took seats onstage, with the producers down below. Reilly
noticed that Zellweger was REALLY scared; he leaned over and said,
soothingly, “Don’t worry, Renee, it’s just like a play…we’re onstage and
they’re the audience.”

Zellweger looked at him, and said, quivering, “But
I’ve never been in a play!'”

If it’s not true, don’t tell me.

“‘The thing is, I started in life as a stunt driver.’

“Anne Marie, surprised, said, ‘Really?’

“‘You may have seen the one,’ Chester said, ‘where the guy’s escaping in the car, they’re after him, the street becomes an alleyway, too narrow for the car, he angles sharp right, bumps the right wheels up on the curb, spins sharp left, the car’s up on two left wheels, he goes down the alley at a diagonal, drops onto four wheels where it widens out again, ta-ran-ta-rah.’

“‘Wow,’ Anne Marie said.

“‘That was me,’ Chester told her. ‘We gotta do it in one take, otherwise I’m gonna cream the car against some very stone buildings. I liked that life.’

“John said, ‘Was it you in the rest of the picture?’

“‘Nah,’ Chester said, ‘that was some movie star. They even had to bring in somebody else to do his swimming. Anyway, the problem was, that career dried up. They don’t need the guys like me now, they got computers to do the stunts.’ He shrugged, but looked disgusted. ‘People wanna look at a cartoon, a car on a diagonal down the alley, nobody at the wheel, nobody’s life at stake, what I say is, it isn’t the pictures got worse, it’s the audience.'”

Donald E. Westlake, The Road to Ruin