Outer Life is back from hiatus. And where do you suppose he was all that time? Disneyland! There’s much more where this came from:
I’ve just escaped from Tomorrowland, that horrific dystopian vision of an inhuman robotic plastic video game action hero future, looking in vain for Yesterdayland, that fabled place where children were seen but not heard. Instead I ended up in Toon Town, a surrealist landscape blending the Great Depression, film noir and talking animals into something very unsettling….
The Disney store only stocked the children’s version of Benadryl, so I’m staggering through the park alternately swilling cherry-flavored Benadryl, which makes me sleepy and dopey, and sipping coffee, which makes me happy. Then I get sneezy again, which makes me grumpy. I suppose I’m finally getting into the spirit of the place as I wildly veer in and out of various dwarf personae.
Better him than us. Far, far better.