A couple of cynical ones that caught my eye:
– Gwenda Bond’s funny memories of a detractor:
In college, I wrote a column about how much I hated V-day. I turned it in late, as usual, handing it in to lay-out and going off to sleep a few hours. I walked in to my first class the next morning to the hush that can only be brought about by one’s editor putting one’s mug shot above a giant heart with a giant NO symbol across it.
– And the inimitable prose stylings of Mr. Outer Life, which it would be pointless to try to excerpt.