And, more important, would somebody please pay me to write this stuff?
Yesterday the Hockey Hall of Fame inducted its three newest Honoured Members: Ray Bourque, Paul Coffey, and Larry Murphy. It’s nice to have some feel-good hockey headlines for a change–or so I thought it would be, before I saw the likes of these:
Oh, for heaven’s sake. Hall and hell? Hall and hol? Puns aren’t much, but do these even qualify? If so, here’s my humble contribution to the punfest:
“Coffey Amounts to More than a Hall of Beans”
Allow me to go now and prepare for the horde of sports page editors who are no doubt beating a path to my door as I type–and, more realistically, start bracing myself for when Brett Hull gets in.