(1) Shave.
(2) Shower.
(3) Open the front door of my apartment.
(4) Say a single word out loud.
(5) Read a newspaper, on or off line.
(6) Listen to any music (other than that heard on the soundtracks of movies).
(7) Write or edit anything for money.
(8) Spend money.
(9) Answer the telephone (it hasn’t rung, though).
(10) Answer any e-mail.