Good news! Last Halloween, Cinetrix and the ‘Fesser prudently clipped and saved the Onion list I alluded to below, and have sent it along in its entirety:
Top Halloween Costumes, Women 18-34
1. Sexy French maid
2. Sexy cat
3. Sexy witch
4. Sexy hobo
5. Sexy ketchup bottle
6. Sexy prostitute
7. Sexy Mother Teresa
8. Sexy bus driver
9. Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle
What was life like, anyway, before the Onion? Can anyone remember those dark, mirthless days? I don’t even want to try.