Addled in Seattle

“I’m going to Seattle,” I told a friend yesterday.
“You’re going to see what?”
CultureGrrl readers probably already know what I’m going to see.
But I’m bound by my usual Wall Street Journal gag rule, so I can’t tell you about the main thing that I’m going to see in Seattle before I tell the WSJ’s readers.
Judging from what happened when I went to Boston, I’ll probably find something else there to write to you about.
For most of today, though, I’m going to be up in the air. (Some of you probably wish I would stay there.)