Where in the World is Lee Going Tonight?

If you’ve been following CultureGrrl very closely, you probably can guess: I’m going to a performance, and it’s a birthday present from my son and daughter (who DO read CultureGrrl closely!).
But do come back late tonight, after the little ones are tucked in, and you will be treated to an X-rated CultureGrrl exclusive. I feel confident in saying that this has never before been posted in blogging history (perhaps for good reason).
Don’t worry, though. I promise that CultureGrrl will NOT appear in her birthday suit!