Inquiring Tennis Fans Want to Know…

Why have Michael Kimmelman’s inane observations about the U.S. Open (i.e., “Gonzalez gently caressing Ljubicic’s shaved head, for some reason”) been given almost a full page today in the NY Times‘ Weekend Arts section?
Maybe because they’re not fit to print in the Sports section.
COMING NEXT WEEK: CultureGrrl opines on The Beauty of Boxing. (Just kidding.)