Doing Hitler’s Bidding

If you simply must see a report on the results of today’s auction sale of art controversially attributed to Hitler, go here.
And if you want to see images of the dubious daubs, so appealing to some that they more than doubled their presale estimates, go here. (I don’t know how much longer the auction house will keep links to those images on its homepage).
If you ask me, Aaron Barschak (whose disruptive antics were chronicled in the above-linked Reuters article) had the right idea. Isn’t there some way we can just quarantine these things?
Where’s Christian Griepenkerl when we really need him?