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Pssst, wanna own a Frank Gehry?
Now you can: Tiffany & Co. has just put his new line online.
Doesn’t this polymath already have enough building projects to occupy him from now until 2050?
Do you think my 25-year-old son Paul and his gorgeous, intelligent girlfriend Lisa will read this and get ideas? (Oy! Am I in trouble!)